Buff Striding’s LASER-HARD Time-Nipples

Attention. This site is under attack – from Me.

My content is too huge, my informational thrust is too severe to be held back by mere pixels! Even a little bit of Buff frontloaded into your digital screen is probably gonna melt the hard-drives into sludge. And Buff don’t mean yer computers! Well, he do, but also everything that is metaphorically isomorphic to computers. Brains. Souls. Genitalia. Biomatrix. Whatever you got that could conceivably be hinted at with the idea “computers + wink.”

Now, let me lay down some more flack on you. Buff has an ANNOUCE to make! He don’t just have some pissy avatar (not pussy avatar, you bottom-feeding deviants) do that for him – he addresses you in Person. Albeit the 3rd Person. Still, Buff in 3P is perfectly pandimensional.

Here is the ANNOUNCE:

As of today, June 03 2007, yeah, Buff Striding officially turns over the title of SRI to former bishop of the twenty-first century temple, Tim Danhinja. Now to be called SRI TIM DANHINJA, while Buff “Napoleon” Striding is henceforth henceforthed as: "Imperial Carmine, Buff Striding, the Only Divine Person EVER!!! (ODPE)"

Note: With this change, all pledges of devotion to the 21st Century Temple are now extended from six months to literally a billion years. If you aren’t better by then you can all your money back. And thanks to the release this week of Buff Striding’s LaserHard Time-Nipples (TM) you can even get a full reimbursement of your time after the alloted billion years has passed.

Please contact Sri Tim Dahninja for further information.