Motion Picture Assocation of America -- JIHAD!

People do not realize that one job of a spiritual teacher is to free you from your preconceptions. So when folks show up on my doorstep I am duty-bound to elude their "educated" notions of what real spirituality looks like.

When the half-awake come stumbling toward me, asking "How can a man suspected of War Crimes be a legitimate vehicle for Divine Force?"...I tell those bums, lookit, I ain't been convicted -- I'm only SUSPECTED. And second of all, every form high and low is a transmitter of Divine Influence. Unlike all those other "objects" out there, I come clean about it.

I confess my Holy Condition. I, Buff Striding, am God. You, unfortunatley, are not God. Sure, you could SAY that you are. You might even think that it makes you as good as me. You couldn't be more wrong! Aside from the fact that "you" would know that you're lying, the whole charade would be a performance that keeps you turning inward upon your false self. That is the very cause of your suffering, your sense of incompletion. It is time to turn that trend around. It is time to uncoil, de-clench, open from the spacious depths of being and yell out YES! YES! YES! I AGREE THAT BUFF STRIDING IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD-MAN! IT MIGHT SEEM RIDICULOUS TO ME, OR POINTLESS, BUT I DON'T CARE! I'M READY FOR THE TRUTH!