FIFTH DECLARATION

There is an un-necessary amout of whining in the Temple these days (you know who you are!), crying out, "Oh Buff -- we are all but invisible! Oh Buff -- the church has no public presence! We are but phantoms flitting in the shadows of this culture!"

Yeah -- I wish they phrased it like that. Bitch, bitch, bitch (All hail the Bitch Goddess Unka Chunkit!).

So here goes: A little snippet of church officialdom for the lay interestee in the Only-By-Me-Revealed Way of the Heart:

--------------THE INDUCTION PRAYER-----------

The process of Induction Prayer (a.k.a "Buffduction") is a simple produced to sacralize an event. The goals is both to generate New Meaningfulness and to establish a deeper level of resonance between the individual and the total morphological being of the 21st Century Temple.

Basically, the senior member of the Temple guides a participatory consectration of the activity-to-come by calling forth (evoking) a bi-hemispheric (verbal, visual, dynamic, multi-sensory) "model" of Buff Striding.

This is an ENSHRINING of Buff in the total Neural Architecture of the devotee-saint. It facilliates the use of the individual brain as a transmitter-resonator with all other brains attuned to the Only-By-Me-Revealed Way of the Heart. It literally builds the Church on the intersubjective plane of existence.

Bear in mind that this is just a snippet, a snapshot -- don't try to do this yourself unless you are the present senior member of the Temple. Otherwise we are not liable for unpredictable results.

Aum. Ha.