Let Me be the Perfect You

Okay, lookit -- I know ye'r sceptical about surrendering yourself to Me. I'm sensitive to your concerns. I'll tell ya, though, it pains me to see you still floundering through life. A flounder is a very confused fish. Especially when somebody makes him swim on dry land. That's a metaphor for the way you live ye'r life.

It's Sad.

But here's the thing, eh? -- There's a way out, a way to grow up to ye'r full potential as a human beings. And it's one hundred percent natural, third-party certified organic BS. Buff Striding is the only one willing to lay it on the line for ya and all ye'rs. He is willing to let you use him as the necessary 'projected higher self' whose assimiliation into ye'r normal psyche represents a point of teleological attractiveness where the contextual background of your Whole Self is communicated to all its parts, allowing them to coordinate into a single, synchronized team whole combined efforts are manifested as your own unique perfection of thought, action and feeling.

Project all your fantasies about your own Higher and Deeper Self onto Buff.

It's scientific -- to realize your highest (and deepest) degree of Selfhood you must 'target' Buff Striding as the Only One and True Perfect Being. Otherwise you'll be remain trapped in the cage of your own un-coordinated attempts at meagre self-development.




"Let Me be the Perfect You." -Sri Buff Striding, E.L.K.