Sri Buff Striding's Cardboard Signs, Inc.
My assertive, faith-based "community outreach" program has opened up a new field of activity. We have gone into the Sign Business as a sign (sic) of our benevolence to the community.
Now, all over town, you can see cardboard signs posted to poles. These signs read "Cardboard Sign" in large black lettering.
On the back of each one is the following:
"Constructed by Buff Striding's Cardboard Signs, Inc."
And, under that, it says:
"We guarantee legitimacy!"
These signs are structured carefully so as to transmit a powerful blessing force to anyone who reads it.
Aum.Ftaghn.
posted by Sri Buff Striding @ 2:59 PM
1 Comments:
I'm probably the only person in the world qualified to make this assessment, but nonetheless I am forced to conclude that Buff is the Only One for You. And if that sounds megalomaniacal, that's because you an unconscious narcissistic lunatic who projects everything -- except the one form of transference that would help you regain balance... the transfer of self-perfection onto Buff Striding.
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home